chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

(via mcneymar)

  • me: hey whats up....................slime man
  • girl: do you have a signature on your texts or something
  • me: no..........................slime man

stephaniealive:

alecats:

books are just dead tattoed trees

That’s metal as fuck

(Source: enerds, via jpgcal)

thegeeksloveme:

He gives me life.

(via rosaparking)

ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Don’t tell them

(via funnybro)

glouing:

harry + 2013

(via laurenjauregei)

j5h:

kids who stare piss me off like do u wanna fight

(via harryloveshisbeanie)

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via mleys)

thatfunnyblog:

6,930,000

(Source: andrewbelami, via funnybro)

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

(via kianlawley)

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

(via crystallized-teardrops)

richbiotch:

*heart eyes* 

(via matyhealys)

comfysweater:

YOU FUCKING DONUT

(via turtwigsleaf)

fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

(via niallhorans)