My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

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My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry

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Steal Her Look: Chloe

Purple Dora Shirt ($12.95)
Safety 1st Chart Houndstooth Air 65 Convertible Car Seat  ($139.99)

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Cuteness overload

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So just for laughs, I thought I’d use this voice-mail on my phone, for whenever my friends wanted to contact me they’d hear this random voice-mail when I wasn’t available. That idea suddenly went bad when I realized that the person who has arranged a job interview also rang me once before, meaning they’ve heard this.

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Somebody @ both of them together and get this HBO boxing event popping

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Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level

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I can’t handle nicki coming out and performing flawless with bey it’s like seeing a lioness and a tiger laying by a freshwater oasis and you know you ass should run because it’s dangerous they’ll maul you but you just can’t look away

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  • 2010 tumblr: don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting
  • 2014 tumblr: I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.


the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

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